houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

(Source: rvmanoff)

Jul 06 22:45 with 176,938 notes

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy)

May 20 23:50 with 561,268 notes

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

May 17 23:38 with 590,205 notes

prolusion:

what’s the point of hot boys if none are mine

(Source: luneteen)

May 17 23:37 with 80,947 notes
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